if you think all Australian’s live on a beach in the middle of a desert with koalas in the house and drinking goon and riding kangaroos and emus and saying g’day all day long then you are 100% correct
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
Writing with ur left hand is fine but having a URL like that is definitely not
i can’t even argue w that tbh
you must never log out
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